Each location is pretty much a small box with buildings in the way until they get obliterated. There isn't much in the way of strategy either. Don't expect any interesting story, characters, or really anything other than blowing up a whole bunch of dinobots rejects and the surrounding local while trying to avoid getting squished in your poorly moving tank. Those weapon drops aren't strategically placed at a pick up zone that you have to get to or protect, no they spawn for some reason from the bizarre menagerie of insects, animals both extinct and not, mythical creatures, and animated buildings, iceburgs, and other non-living things that make up your quarry. Tank! Tank! Tank! is a game that fully embraces the schlock, you have an announcer blaring in your ear every 2 seconds about the ammo limited power ups you got and when you fire the biggest and baddest of them.
Add 20 years to that picture and that's more or less me playing this game with my friends.
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But I digress, this is a series about bad games that I still like (or liked) to play, so lets get to it. For some bizzare reason, they thought putting the tanks you unlock behind a paywall, which is the only reason to play anymore than just the 3-4 player options, was a good idea. Eventually the publisher Namco Bandai tried to milk even more money out of this D grade title on Nintendo's worst sold platform that made it to its first anniversary by making it free to play as a downloadable title.
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For some reason it got ported to the Wii U as a full priced launch title which I stupidly bought instead of Darksiders II (not that the Wii U could handle it, oh poor THQ) because I wanted a party game to play forgetting that I got the Wii U with Nintendoland bundled in. It's obviously inspired by the Earth Defense Force series, except instead of individual soldiers everyone plays as tanks.
Tank! Tank! Tank! is a game that came out originally in the arcades in 2009, long after most games had any business coming out in arcades.
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